(in roughly chronological order, updated 3/28/2004)

mosquito (several species)
blackfly
horsefly
human
cat
dog
flea (several species)
cow
Eastern garter snake
Chinese praying mantis
pavement ant
blacknose dace
fathead minnow
budgerigar
sheep
goat
guinea pig
hamster
head louse
gerbil
no-see-um
deer tick
perch
ensatina salamander
Cuban tree frog
cedar waxwing
California newt
Indonesian garter snake
Norway rat
dog tick
Argentine ant
hyacinth macaw
steelhead
horse
arboreal salamander
California towhee
rabbit

[amended 3/30 after comment by Phil]

1. 
   Paul Tomblin 2004 03 28 at 11:58:13 pm

   Sounds like one hell of a weekend.

2. 
   Pica 2004 03 29 at 10:15:06 am

   California towhee???

3. 
   Robert 2004 03 29 at 10:16:31 am

   There’s an awful lot of fish and birds in that list. Do you handle worms a lot?

4. 
   Rana 2004 03 29 at 6:12:50 pm

   I love the list.  I note that “rabbit” is at the end — did something happen recently?

5. 
   Phil 2004 03 30 at 12:36:01 pm

   All those years, all those pets, and you’ve never ever been bitten by a flea?  (You’ve already included “punch and suck” in “bite”.)

6. 
   Dave 2004 03 30 at 4:36:55 pm

   GREAT list! God, I love the blogosphere…

7. 
   UncleBob 2004 03 31 at 10:58:33 am

   You have fingers left after all that? I think I would take to wearing gloves even in hot weather…

8. 
   nobbog 2004 04 06 at 11:42:14 am

   I can believe everything, except the cow. How in heaven’s name did you get a cow to bite you?

9. 
   butuki 2004 04 06 at 11:58:26 am

   I echo Pica… A towhee???? What, were you hiding under the leaves?

   How ever did you THINK UP making this list!?

    

   Thanks for the laugh… I really needed it this week…