In response to the ramping-up email queries: no, I am not this guy.

1. 
   dread pirate roberts 2005 10 27 at 1:15:28 pm

   are you sure?

2. 
   mimbreno 2005 10 27 at 3:07:33 pm

   What about this guy?

3. 
   Carrie 2005 10 27 at 3:24:48 pm

   Wow.  That’s freaky.

4. 
   Ron 2005 10 27 at 8:33:49 pm

   The pirate beat me to it, but Mimbreno’s link is hilarious.

   Sincerely,

   Not the Porn Director

5. 
   Allison 2005 10 27 at 9:40:46 pm

   And thank god for these small favors.

6. 
   Erin 2005 10 27 at 9:52:01 pm

   No Topic Too Obscure! 

    

   (I did like that part)

7. 
   norbizness 2005 10 27 at 10:51:14 pm

   And I was about to see if you had any thoughts on some business-to-business telesales. C’mon, your secret’s safe with me.

8. 
   Chris Clarke 2005 10 27 at 11:19:01 pm

   Well, only if you’re willing to leverage your key stakeholder synergies.

9. 
   Rana 2005 10 28 at 1:54:18 am

   *laughs*

   And all this time I thought you were really a female potter in Temecula.

    

   Actually, if you really want to mess with your head, do a Google-image search on your name.

10. 
    Stephanie 2005 10 28 at 4:30:35 pm

    Well, only if you’re willing to leverage your key stakeholder synergies.

    Them’s fightin’ words, Chris.

11. 
    the_bone 2005 10 29 at 3:44:13 pm

    Dude, you’re kind of a babe!  Plus, you sing!  So, um, what’s your phone number?

12. 
    Miguel Alondra 2005 10 29 at 5:50:43 pm

    dude look like a lady!

13. 
    Chris Clarke 2005 10 29 at 10:05:10 pm

    You know, she sings pretty damned well. I guess I’ll share the name with her.

14. 
    Twisty 2005 10 30 at 2:03:16 pm

    Damn that Norbiz, stole my joke.