It’s a lousy movie

By on 2006 03 08 at 4:01:00 pm

It’s poorly filmed, poorly edited, poorly realized, and too long by half even though I cut a third of it out already. What’s more, the star was having the worst hair day ever. And the credits are self-indulgent.

But it’s got a bunny in it.

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20 comments on "It’s a lousy movie"
  1. spotted elephant's Gravatar, get your own at gravatar.com

    What a wonderful movie!  I *felt* Thistle’s excitement, his need to explore, and his quest for something good to eat.  The ear-swiveling scene alone will catapult him to stardom.  Does he have an agent?

  2. Rachel Shaw's Gravatar, get your own at gravatar.com

    Would you believe I watched almost all of it before it occurred to me that there might be a soundtrack to go with it?  Hee.  :lol:

    I love the credits, and the scenes with Thistle in among the plants—look out!  Here comes the hand!

  3. Maud's Gravatar, get your own at gravatar.com

    You’re too modest. The ear-flicking in time to the music was cinematic poetry. Or, leastways, it made me giggle.

  4. Chris Clarke's Gravatar, get your own at gravatar.com

    Who played Mysterious disembodied hand #1?

    Kevin Costner.

  5. eRobin's Gravatar, get your own at gravatar.com

    That rabbit’s dynamite!

  6. norbizness's Gravatar, get your own at gravatar.com

    Isn’t that Bill Monroe’s “Music To Eat Shit out of the Garden By”?

  7. Janeen's Gravatar, get your own at gravatar.com

    Only you could make me watch a cute pet movie and like it.  I might have to use a smiley in my comment just to get back at you :-P

  8. Chris Clarke's Gravatar, get your own at gravatar.com

    Norbizness, you know as well as I do that Monroe never had much truck with that newgrass nonsense.

  9. Carl Buell (OGeorge)'s Gravatar, get your own at gravatar.com

    Thanks Chris, that really was fun.  I see your “best boy” was an old award winner himself.

  10. ae's Gravatar, get your own at gravatar.com

    Kevin Costner as the disembodied hand! Haha!

    Thistle’s a beaut, and I’ve got to commend the Best Boy for his fine work on the lighting. Looked so natural.

  11. craig's Gravatar, get your own at gravatar.com

    music didn’t work for me. :(

  12. craig's Gravatar, get your own at gravatar.com

    hmm. probably not on your end - probably a problem with Quicktime Alternative.

  13. Chris Clarke's Gravatar, get your own at gravatar.com

    That shouldn’t matter: it’s not alternative music.

  14. Hank Fox's Gravatar, get your own at gravatar.com

    All this time, I thought Thistle was a GIRL bunny!

    (By the way, don’t you think he’ll regret this later in his acting career, when it turns up on the National Enquirer website and the whole world knows he once did nude scenes in this low-budget romp?)

    I laughed out loud at the “Best Boy” credit for Zeke.

    As to Costner, Disembodied Hand may be the best acting he’s done in years. He showed a lot more sensitivity and genuine passion than he did in The Postman, or Robin Hood.

  15. corndog's Gravatar, get your own at gravatar.com

    You’ll never win an Oscar for short films if you keep releasing your masterpieces in March.  Just like you never try to market an unjustified, immoral and illegal war in August.

  16. bev's Gravatar, get your own at gravatar.com

    Wonderful short.  Thistle’s quite the star!  Of course, the “crew” can probably take a little credit for that.

  17. Lindsay's Gravatar, get your own at gravatar.com

    Thistle has fantastically talented ears!

    Thanks for sharing this - it is positively giggle-inducing, and I love that song.

  18. Jeff's Gravatar, get your own at gravatar.com

    :lol: Loved the movie!

    And that’s No Baloney.

  19. cali's Gravatar, get your own at gravatar.com

    Kevin Costner’s hand double most likely.

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