Amanda French has a blog.

1. 
   Amanda French 2008 01 03 at 3:21:24 pm

   About time, wouldn’t you say?

   And I’m glad to see you’re back! Last I heard, you had quit blogging. Which is not a snarky accusation of flipfloppery—I think everyone should quit early and often and then quit the quit. I’ll come around more often.

2. 
   black dog barking 2008 01 03 at 4:38:34 pm

   I’m assuming you’re using “median” in the English major sense of the word—“one of those statistical functions” because using “mean” plain don’t scan: The Internet’s Mean IQ Just Went Up Three Points.

   Then again, maybe “Median” is supposed to drag us past “Mean” to “Mean-ing” and we’re looking at one of those long latin words for pun, the most humorless form of humor. This whole day’s been dizzy.

3. 
   Chris Clarke 2008 01 03 at 5:06:16 pm

   No, I just made a mistake.

4. 
   Amanda French 2008 01 03 at 7:57:40 pm

   He just means that I’m mean. Therefore the Internet is 3 points meaner.

5. 
   Anna 2008 01 03 at 9:02:13 pm

   Oh, see, my first comment here and all I want to do is make a lousy joke.  Story of my life, I tell ya.

   See, it’s like this:

   Amanda French has a blog
   E I E I O
   And on that blog she has a poem
   E I E I O
   with a metaphor here
   and a metaphor there
   Amanda French has a blog
   E I E I O

   And this is why I avoid commenting on blogs of people I like.  I’m just too silly to be allowed on the internet.

6. 
   Chris Clarke 2008 01 03 at 9:06:43 pm

   I am officially giving this blog to Anna. Thank you.