“‘But Lord’, I said, ‘Why is there only one set of footprints on the beach during the times when I was in the most sorrow?’

‘Because,’ The Lord said gently, ‘Those times were when you realized that I am just the reified superstitious construct of the quaint primate mentations of a species trying to grasp the immensity of the material universe.’”

1. 
   Dave 2009 10 28 at 1:20:05 pm

   http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34168

2. 
   Lilian Nattel 2009 10 28 at 3:03:40 pm

   This made me laugh even though I like the original.

3. 
   Silver Fox 2009 10 28 at 10:33:35 pm

   He’s talking to you?

4. 
   jason 2009 10 29 at 12:08:47 pm

   Delightfully delicious.

5. 
   Kim Hosey (AZ Writer) 2009 10 29 at 7:55:40 pm

   Good stuff.