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June 14, 2005

Excuse me, Christian Coalition?

Hi.

I'm gay.

Give me my warning label.

(Via Paperwight, who got it from John Aravosis. See, these things are communicable.)

Posted by Chris Clarke at June 14, 2005 04:50 PM TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://www.faultline.org/cgi-bin/mt-tb.cgi/1129

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Have you told your wife yet?

Posted by: tost at June 14, 2005 06:47 PM
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Another Clarke family skeleton out of the closet.

Posted by: Allison at June 14, 2005 06:53 PM
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I think we should all wear them Chris. Only I want mine with the pointed end up!

Posted by: OGeorge at June 14, 2005 06:56 PM
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Like "We are all Spartacus." Only, this time, we're all "Spartacus the Fabulous."

Posted by: CaseyL at June 14, 2005 07:10 PM
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Have you told your wife yet?

She's gay too.

Posted by: Chris Clarke at June 14, 2005 07:12 PM
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Like "We are all Spartacus." Only, this time, we're all "Spartacus the Fabulous."

"*I* am fabulous!"

Posted by: Chris Clarke at June 14, 2005 07:13 PM
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I think I'll wear mine pointed to the side, so it looks like an arrow. Then I can write "I'm not with stupid" under it, and stand next to the homophobes.

Although then I might get bigot cooties. Perhaps I should rethink this.

Posted by: Rana at June 14, 2005 07:47 PM
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I don't mean to whine, but I think it's time you started kicking me some free Faultline t-shirts or hats for all the softballs I lob your way. Especially if you're going to hit them out of the park.

Link-worthy comments should be extra.

And ask your wife a question for me, because it's central to my longtime relationship.

Why do the best women always marry down?

Posted by: tost at June 14, 2005 10:28 PM
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Chris's post is funny, yes. But if that's what that sick son of a bitch Banuchi really meant, it's not funny at all. It's scary.

I'm a conservative straight man, but so help me God, I'll wear a pink triangle right next to my yellow star before I'll yield an inch to psychopaths like that. Even in jesting.

Sorry to be a rain cloud, but that guy really angered me.

Posted by: carpundit at June 15, 2005 05:53 AM
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two of them together could form a pink six-sided star for that special subset of victims.

Posted by: dread pirate roberts at June 15, 2005 08:20 AM
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There's my personal favorite, 'gay by birth, fabulous by choice'

Posted by: Space Kitty at June 15, 2005 10:20 AM
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Carpundit, I agree. I laugh, because I would otherwise froth or weep.

And if I thought that nutbar could actually get his ideas put into law, I'd be doing more than that.

Posted by: Rana at June 15, 2005 12:42 PM
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What's a conservative straight man? Is that someone who sets up the joke for a liberal to deliver the punch line?

Posted by: craig at June 16, 2005 02:29 PM
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I'm pretty sure the conservative straight man is the punch line.

Oh yeah: I am goy. (Did I do that right?)

Posted by: the_bone at June 17, 2005 09:09 PM
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Craig, That was funny.
Bone, What's that about?
CP

Posted by: carpundit at June 22, 2005 07:29 AM
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