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Creek Running North
June 14, 2005
Excuse me, Christian Coalition?
Give me my warning label.
Posted by Chris Clarke at June 14, 2005 04:50 PM
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Have you told your wife yet?Posted by: tost at June 14, 2005 06:47 PM
Another Clarke family skeleton out of the closet.Posted by: Allison at June 14, 2005 06:53 PM
I think we should all wear them Chris. Only I want mine with the pointed end up!Posted by: OGeorge at June 14, 2005 06:56 PM
Like "We are all Spartacus." Only, this time, we're all "Spartacus the Fabulous."Posted by: CaseyL at June 14, 2005 07:10 PM
Have you told your wife yet?Chris Clarke at June 14, 2005 07:12 PM
Like "We are all Spartacus." Only, this time, we're all "Spartacus the Fabulous."
"*I* am fabulous!"Posted by: Chris Clarke at June 14, 2005 07:13 PM
I think I'll wear mine pointed to the side, so it looks like an arrow. Then I can write "I'm not with stupid" under it, and stand next to the homophobes.
Although then I might get bigot cooties. Perhaps I should rethink this.Posted by: Rana at June 14, 2005 07:47 PM
I don't mean to whine, but I think it's time you started kicking me some free Faultline t-shirts or hats for all the softballs I lob your way. Especially if you're going to hit them out of the park.
Link-worthy comments should be extra.
And ask your wife a question for me, because it's central to my longtime relationship.
Why do the best women always marry down?Posted by: tost at June 14, 2005 10:28 PM
Chris's post is funny, yes. But if that's what that sick son of a bitch Banuchi really meant, it's not funny at all. It's scary.
I'm a conservative straight man, but so help me God, I'll wear a pink triangle right next to my yellow star before I'll yield an inch to psychopaths like that. Even in jesting.
Sorry to be a rain cloud, but that guy really angered me.Posted by: carpundit at June 15, 2005 05:53 AM
two of them together could form a pink six-sided star for that special subset of victims.Posted by: dread pirate roberts at June 15, 2005 08:20 AM
There's my personal favorite, 'gay by birth, fabulous by choice'Posted by: Space Kitty at June 15, 2005 10:20 AM
Carpundit, I agree. I laugh, because I would otherwise froth or weep.
And if I thought that nutbar could actually get his ideas put into law, I'd be doing more than that.Posted by: Rana at June 15, 2005 12:42 PM
What's a conservative straight man? Is that someone who sets up the joke for a liberal to deliver the punch line?Posted by: craig at June 16, 2005 02:29 PM
I'm pretty sure the conservative straight man is the punch line.
Oh yeah: I am goy. (Did I do that right?)Posted by: the_bone at June 17, 2005 09:09 PM
Craig, That was funny.
Bone, What's that about?