Toad in the Hole

August 01, 2005

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Nothing I could hope even in my rare optimistic moods to write with these feverishly damp, yet oddly smooth in the most unlikely places, from what activities I leave the reader to imagine in his or her 3AM Ambien-and-vodka-concocted dreams, fingers on this crumb-befouled but still-perky keyboard could possibly hope to shine like even the least of glimmering half-damp matchheads in the blazing prosaic desert-noon-sun of this year's Bulwer-Lytton Award winners.

Posted at August 1, 2005 05:50 AM