Toad in the Hole

June 09, 2006

Seamless Nose

Got the stitches out of my nose yesterday. It's incredible what a pleasure it can be to be able to scratch one's nose. And to take one's glasses off without snagging them on a bandaid. And to be able to blow one's nose without that additional complication. It's still tender, but a reduction in petty annoyances is a disproportionately great thing.

So I've got a cyoot li'l scar (which doesn't really stand out on my face, as it has lots of company thanks to a near-terminal case of teenage acne) and one slightly asymmetrical nostril. Hmm, I guess if I have one asymmetrical nostril that means I have two asymmetrical nostrils. Isn't logic fun?

I was whining about that on the phone with Gene, and he said something about "character," as in "gives it." Yeah right, like I need more of that. But when I found myself speculating idly about nostril stents, I decided I'd overthought the matter juuuuust a bit.

So, a seamless nose but still as likely as ever to run. I don't own a pair of pantyhose (or other such stocking things) but who needs them? I have the same problems as I would anyway, except for that weird swooshy thigh sound.

Posted at June 9, 2006 07:35 PM

Comments

Yay! No more frankennose!

Posted by: Sara at June 12, 2006 03:33 PM